The Crime Fighting Duo: Marri Canary and Red Hood =D

we are so silly. I love us <3








MarrIsRAd (1:46:16 PM): i also realized you and i are a little obsessed with hermaphrodites LOL

MarrIsRAd (1:46:20 PM): its prob not healthy

RedheadRHS (1:47:02 PM): its only a LITTLE obsession

RedheadRHS (1:47:03 PM): its ok

MarrIsRAd (1:47:11 PM): hahahahahah!!! in that case

RedheadRHS (1:47:11 PM): as long as we dont like.. start huntin them or anything

RedheadRHS (1:47:24 PM): no like..hermaphrodite cults or anything

MarrIsRAd (1:47:32 PM): i'm totally going to find a bow and arrow and hunt hermos

RedheadRHS (1:47:49 PM): i dunno if arrows could kill them. they prolly have superhuman strength

MarrIsRAd (1:47:52 PM): and I'm saying hermos b/c hermaphrodites is so fucking long

MarrIsRAd (1:48:12 PM): scuuuuuuury

RedheadRHS (1:48:42 PM): maybe silver bullets or....um... garlic?

MarrIsRAd (1:49:16 PM): isn't that werewolves and vampires

RedheadRHS (1:49:22 PM): ya

MarrIsRAd (1:49:24 PM): I think you are mistaken oh red one

RedheadRHS (1:49:27 PM): you got a better idea?

MarrIsRAd (1:49:30 PM): nah

MarrIsRAd (1:49:36 PM): I can roll with that

RedheadRHS (1:49:37 PM): ok. how bout a compromise?

RedheadRHS (1:49:39 PM): silver arrows

MarrIsRAd (1:49:47 PM): FUCK YEAH

MarrIsRAd (1:49:54 PM): watch out hermo bitches

RedheadRHS (1:49:56 PM): team america flash right there

MarrIsRAd (1:50:12 PM): except we're so much hotter

RedheadRHS (1:50:19 PM): so do we need costumes? lke tight leather ones

MarrIsRAd (1:50:27 PM): ew

RedheadRHS (1:50:29 PM): and really cool dark make-up?

MarrIsRAd (1:50:33 PM): leather smells god awful

RedheadRHS (1:50:35 PM): and stiletto boots?

MarrIsRAd (1:50:38 PM): ooooo all about it

RedheadRHS (1:50:42 PM): ok spandex?

MarrIsRAd (1:50:45 PM): can i wear yellow

MarrIsRAd (1:50:50 PM): like her kill bill suit

MarrIsRAd (1:51:16 PM): and miraculously be all like 6 ft tall and skinny, but not blond, b/c blonds are gay

RedheadRHS (1:51:43 PM): ok. yellow it is. for you.

RedheadRHS (1:51:48 PM): I'll go with dark green

RedheadRHS (1:51:57 PM): and be the new green arrow/robin hood

MarrIsRAd (1:52:01 PM): oooooo sexy little red in greeeeeeen

MarrIsRAd (1:52:05 PM): hell yeah

RedheadRHS (1:52:06 PM): hella

MarrIsRAd (1:52:38 PM): little fox you

RedheadRHS (1:52:41 PM): rawr

MarrIsRAd (1:52:46 PM): i'm too short to be an action hero

RedheadRHS (1:52:52 PM): or..grrr... since foxs dont roar

MarrIsRAd (1:52:56 PM): the villians would roll around laughing at me

RedheadRHS (1:53:16 PM): hey you never know. hermos are odd creatures. laughter might weaken them

MarrIsRAd (1:53:22 PM): evan and lisa said my super power would be the ability to make people high

MarrIsRAd (1:53:34 PM): and then they wouldn't wanna commit crime anymore

RedheadRHS (1:53:36 PM): thats a good one

MarrIsRAd (1:53:44 PM): they would lack motivation or need for violence

RedheadRHS (1:53:46 PM): and then i could be high without smoking!

MarrIsRAd (1:53:58 PM): YES!!

MarrIsRAd (1:54:06 PM): ahhh the dreams of an eccentric pot head

RedheadRHS (1:55:11 PM): the adventures of Marri Canary and Red ..Hood?

MarrIsRAd (1:55:24 PM): marri canary

MarrIsRAd (1:55:27 PM): I'm dying

MarrIsRAd (1:55:28 PM): omg hahahahahah

RedheadRHS (1:55:32 PM): youre wearing yellow what do you want from me

RedheadRHS (1:55:45 PM): all i got for me was red hood im not really on my game tonight

Survivor & The Twin Hermaphrodites.

Survivor: I choke on my gum and tell aubrey the epic tale. gag.


MarrIsRAd (2:26:59 PM): i almost choked and dies last night

MarrIsRAd (2:27:05 PM): alone in my room

RedheadRHS (2:27:32 PM): oh jeez

RedheadRHS (2:27:34 PM): on what?

MarrIsRAd (2:27:38 PM): my gum

RedheadRHS (2:27:54 PM): lol

MarrIsRAd (2:27:55 PM): my throat was really dry and i inhaled it and it stuck

RedheadRHS (2:27:56 PM): classic

MarrIsRAd (2:28:03 PM): i was choking and gaggin, I swear

MarrIsRAd (2:28:20 PM): and coughing and trying to drink water and burp and all kinds of stuff

MarrIsRAd (2:28:26 PM): bleh

MarrIsRAd (2:28:30 PM): i'm alive tho

MarrIsRAd (2:28:34 PM): i survived somehow

RedheadRHS (2:29:05 PM): survivor

RedheadRHS (2:29:12 PM): isnt that a beyonce song?

RedheadRHS (2:29:17 PM): or..desitny's child

MarrIsRAd (2:29:59 PM): destinys child

RedheadRHS (2:30:17 PM): same thing

MarrIsRAd (2:30:24 PM): i'ma survivor I'm not gon' give up. I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder

MarrIsRAd (2:30:32 PM): uhhhhhhh


Twin Hermaphrodites: I ate way too much subway and aubrey is a weirdo.

RedheadRHS (2:36:32 PM): dude. i kinda have cabin fever

MarrIsRAd (2:36:50 PM): i guess so

RedheadRHS (2:37:17 PM): and i want a flippin burger

MarrIsRAd (2:37:22 PM): i am extremely pregnant with a food baby of mass proportions

RedheadRHS (2:37:30 PM): boy or girl?

MarrIsRAd (2:37:38 PM): fuckin both

RedheadRHS (2:37:46 PM): twins or hermaphrodite?

MarrIsRAd (2:37:51 PM): twins

RedheadRHS (2:37:55 PM): damn.

RedheadRHS (2:37:58 PM): that would have been cool

MarrIsRAd (2:37:58 PM): twin hermaphrodites

RedheadRHS (2:38:01 PM): lol

RedheadRHS (2:38:02 PM): oh ok

MarrIsRAd (2:38:05 PM): hahahahaha

MarrIsRAd (2:38:10 PM): oh god

Ahh The Beginnings.

Aubrey and i have some of the best conversations. we decided [5 minutes ago] that we should start keeping track of some of them.

so this blog will be souly devoted to our various misadventures and random dialogue.
mostly for our own amusement, but feel free to laugh along with us =]

<3 aubrey and marri